youre lurking in front of me
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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