Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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