Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
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