Say something about gay babies.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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