HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
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