He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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