When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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