You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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