That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
