Where you are. You must stay where you are are
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Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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