We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I just told a squirrel he was gonna suffocate because he was eating a plastic bag. and i stared at him till he spit it out. Its official, I love squirrels more than people. they actually listen.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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