Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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