it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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