I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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