ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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