I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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