So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
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