a queef is a wish your heart makes.
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
He called me in the middle of the night to ask my shoe size. Apparently big feet would make me an unsatisfactory third for the threesome.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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