You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
You called me at 3 am and I rode my flat ass bike that I dug out of my garage in the dark to meet you at dunkin donuts for a 10 minute convo about your mother and you didn't drive me home.
you owe me a blunt and a bottle of moscato.
IM WAITING BITCH. ANSWER ME.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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