that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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