I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I think a kid would responsible me up
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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