Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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