I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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