Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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