i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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