Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
Just high enough for therapy.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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