Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Randomize
