Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
Say something about gay babies.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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