So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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