she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
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