She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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