Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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