Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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