But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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