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On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
She started snoring post sex, so I drunkenly walked 8 miles at 4am to go fishing. Please come pick me up
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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