Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
do nipples grow back?
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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