I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
That accounts for only three of the penises
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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