You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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