I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Randomize
