Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
He keeps bees of course he's weird
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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