Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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