What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
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