Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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