all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
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