What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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