Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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