Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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