It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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