I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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