Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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