Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
this beer tastes like vomit already
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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