What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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