Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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