We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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