Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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