i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
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