The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
He lasted about 30 seconds then said you can't win them all. But then he made me pancakes so it's okay. We shall call him mancakes.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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